Just got to writing about how excited I am about getting my hands on my new iPhone and this is what came out, haha.
To my long-time companion Dee,
It has been quite the journey, you and I...The trips around the country, the countless hours spent conversing with one another, the times we both had trouble finding your "keys", and the jokes about that cute little chin of yours; we certainly had some good times. But you and I both know it was never meant to last. Eventually it just became so hard to keep you turned-on. Any time I tried to touch you, you'd just freeze up like I wasn't even there. I know we all need to charge our batteries every now and then, but lately it has seemed like you've been looking for a way to cut our time short. And let's face it, your family... They're completely nuts! All of you are so completely different. Not one of you guys are on the same page! And you eat WAY too much freaking junk food. First it was your obsession with cupcakes, then donuts, then those disgusting eclairs, you started on a little bit of a healthier path when you took to frozen yogurt, but then you fell off the wagon and headed straight for the freaking honeycomb. I mean, who does that!
I just can't be with someone who doesn't appreciate me and I have to be honest, I have found someone new, someone full of life. Someone who listens to what I have to say and really understands me. Someone who is always ready to "play". I can look directly into her retinas and know that we were meant for each other. And she really knows how to capture the moments we have together. Those are memories you never made time for. So I bid you farewell and wish you the best of luck. I have a friend who said he was a little interested in you and I'd be more than willing to set you guys up. But I have found "The One" and her name is iPhone 4S!!!!!
See you around D(ee)roid!
To my long-time companion Dee,
It has been quite the journey, you and I...The trips around the country, the countless hours spent conversing with one another, the times we both had trouble finding your "keys", and the jokes about that cute little chin of yours; we certainly had some good times. But you and I both know it was never meant to last. Eventually it just became so hard to keep you turned-on. Any time I tried to touch you, you'd just freeze up like I wasn't even there. I know we all need to charge our batteries every now and then, but lately it has seemed like you've been looking for a way to cut our time short. And let's face it, your family... They're completely nuts! All of you are so completely different. Not one of you guys are on the same page! And you eat WAY too much freaking junk food. First it was your obsession with cupcakes, then donuts, then those disgusting eclairs, you started on a little bit of a healthier path when you took to frozen yogurt, but then you fell off the wagon and headed straight for the freaking honeycomb. I mean, who does that!
I just can't be with someone who doesn't appreciate me and I have to be honest, I have found someone new, someone full of life. Someone who listens to what I have to say and really understands me. Someone who is always ready to "play". I can look directly into her retinas and know that we were meant for each other. And she really knows how to capture the moments we have together. Those are memories you never made time for. So I bid you farewell and wish you the best of luck. I have a friend who said he was a little interested in you and I'd be more than willing to set you guys up. But I have found "The One" and her name is iPhone 4S!!!!!
See you around D(ee)roid!
