A young kid is walking home from school when a car pulls up alongside him...
The driver says "get in the car and I’ll give you candy and $10.”
The kid says "No way!" and keeps walking.
The driver says "Get in the car and I'll give you candy and $50.”
The kid says "No way. Candy and $50 won't do it."
The driver says "Get in the car and I'll give you candy and $100.”
The kid says "Look Dad, you bought the Volvo, YOU deal with it."