Things I say to Siri

[KevinJS]

I guess she couldn't be more precise because it was dark when I asked the question.

 

[KevinJS]

Couldn't fool her with this one.

 

[dbplumb]

Excellent answer

 

[scifan57]

You can get the exact distance from the Earth to the Moon for a particular date.

 

[woesong01]

Siri's text dictation is getting much better. Rarely have to fix a text now when I say something and call out full punctuation during the dictation.

The girl's good. I was repeating a description from our daughter of a place near Wilmington described as "shabby chic" and Siri nailed the spelling - and I was talking through my watch!


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[brixtonboy]

I asked her if she understood German,
She replied, swimming l don't recommend it, almost wet me
Segelflug


Gregory lsaacs r.i.p.

 

[KevinJS]

I haven't checked these out, for "plausible deniability" reasons, but they may prove entertaining.

95 Funny Siri Commands Downright Stupid Enough to Make You Laugh

 

[chopperguy]

A friend sent this to me, having cats it made me laugh!


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[mashmuhammadi]

hahaha.. Thank you.
My advice to you is tell Siri, "Cortana, please tell me the movie times", what you get in reply would be funny, trust me, for more funny questions, check this out EDITED - no website links

 

[bear7962]

I think Siri feels neglected by me. Last night, TVwas on and voice on TV said "Hey Siri". Siri asked how she could help and I had to tell her I wasnt talking to you. Siri said " Sorry". Today, driving, Apple CarPlay, Siri chimed in so I told her, I wasn't talking to her. Her response was "sigh".

Her revenge is to have auto-correct drive me crazy